Our Signature Beers

Each brew tells a story, and every story has a twist. Our beers are crafted with passion, precision, and just the right amount of personality to make them unforgettable.

Schmucks IPA

Schmucks IPA

West Coast IPA
ABV: 6.8%

Bold, hoppy, and unapologetically flavorful. This IPA packs a punch with citrus notes and a smooth finish.

$8.99 / 6-pack
Golden Schmuck

Golden Schmuck

Belgian Blonde
ABV: 5.2%

Light, crisp, and refreshing with subtle spice notes. Perfect for any occasion that calls for elegance.

$7.99 / 6-pack
Dark Schmuck Stout

Dark Schmuck Stout

Imperial Stout
ABV: 8.5%

Rich, complex, and full-bodied with notes of chocolate, coffee, and a hint of vanilla.

$9.99 / 4-pack
Wheat Schmuck

Wheat Schmuck

Hefeweizen
ABV: 5.4%

Cloudy, smooth, and refreshing with banana and clove notes. A summer favorite.

$7.49 / 6-pack
Pale Schmuck

Pale Schmuck

American Pale Ale
ABV: 5.6%

Balanced and approachable with moderate hop bitterness and a clean, crisp finish.

$7.99 / 6-pack
Sour Schmuck

Sour Schmuck

Berliner Weisse
ABV: 3.8%

Tart, refreshing, and slightly acidic with a clean finish. Perfect for hot summer days.

$8.49 / 4-pack

Seasonal Specialties

Our seasonal brews capture the essence of each season, from spring's fresh hop harvests to winter's rich, warming ales.

Spring: Hop Harvest Ale

Fresh, green hop character with floral and citrus notes. Limited release each spring.

Summer: Beach Schmuck

Light, refreshing session ale perfect for beach days and backyard barbecues.

Fall: Pumpkin Schmuck

Spiced pumpkin ale with cinnamon, nutmeg, and a hint of vanilla. Autumn in a glass.

Winter: Holiday Schmuck

Rich, spiced winter warmer with notes of ginger, cinnamon, and holiday cheer.

Visit Our Taproom

Schmucks Brewery & Taproom

789 Brewery Lane
Craft Beer District
Portland, OR 97201
Hours:
Monday-Thursday: 3 PM - 10 PM
Friday-Saturday: 12 PM - 12 AM
Sunday: 12 PM - 8 PM

Upcoming Events

December 21: Holiday Beer Release Party
December 28: New Year's Eve Beer Tasting
January 4: Brewmaster's Q&A Session
January 11: Homebrew Competition
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Brewmaster's Blog

The Art of Hop Selection

December 18, 2024
How we choose the perfect hops for each brew and why timing is everything in hop harvesting.
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Brewing with Local Ingredients

December 15, 2024
Supporting local farmers and using regional ingredients to create truly unique beer experiences.
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The Science of Fermentation

December 12, 2024
Understanding the complex process of fermentation and how it affects the final flavor profile.
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Pairing Beer with Food

December 10, 2024
Expert tips on matching our beers with the perfect dishes for an enhanced dining experience.
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Brewery Merchandise

T-Shirt

Four Schmucks T-Shirt

$24.99
Add to Cart
Hoodie

Brewery Hoodie

$49.99
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Glassware

Pint Glass Set

$19.99
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Hat

Brewery Cap

$22.99
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Contact & Distribution

Distribution

Our beers are available in select craft beer stores, restaurants, and bars across the United States, Canada, and parts of Europe. Contact us to find a location near you.

Brewery Tours

Experience the magic of craft brewing with our guided tours. Available Tuesday-Sunday by appointment.

Contact Information

Phone: (503) 555-BEER
Email: brewing@fourschmucks.com
Wholesale: wholesale@fourschmucks.com

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